Starting Lineup

I'm batting third.
THIRD.
And starting at shortstop.

Me. Third.

Derrek Lee hits third.
David Ortiz hits third.
Albert Freaking Pujols hits third.

I should not be hitting third. I even told El Capitan that. "I'm a bottom-of-the-order hitter," I said.

And, yet, there's my name.
Third

Huh.

I did get number 8, so that's something.